Allstar Performance can... *UPDATE*

I had to go back and look at those Allstar dipstick tubes they offer. The one I got is for a SB A727 and it lined up fine, was even bent the same as the oem tube I removed. Then I noticed when reading the notes on the Summit listing for those tubes the following:
Notes:
Bellhousing mount transmission dipsticks are recommended for dragster, street rod, or other applications with ample clearance to the bellhousing. These are not recommended for vehicles with minimal clearance between the bellhousing and firewall or transmission tunnel.

Pretty much the same wording for all their versions for Torqueflites. WTF, Damn that sucks