As a surprise for her husband for their 25 anniversary a woman goes to a plastic surgeon and asked him if he could tighten up her nether region after having 3 kids.
He looked at her and said "No Problem?
So after the surgery she woke up in the recovery room and saw three bunches of red roses. She asked the nurse who the flowers were from. She said the first bunch is from the surgeon as he was very happy with the results of his work. The second bunch was from your husband she replied. He came in and looked and was so happy with the results. The woman said well isn't that nice but who is the third bunch from? The nurse said " Oh those are from a a guy in the burn unit thanking you for his new ears
