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WD 40 ? HA HA HA
The secret formula is burnt ATF, it really turns them on.
 
Hopefully not her WHOLE body is loosening up. Some parts need those tight tolerances.


If a certain part of her body is too loose, you can always use the sleeve theory for loose women to tighten it up again....

Stick a 12 lb ham up there and pull out the bone... Good as new.... :D
 
Me too. Almost didn't click on it. Especially with the apology disclaimer.


im worried the whole thing is a set up
he is lulling us into a false sense of security

and before you know it, he will post on of his "regulars" and we'll all be scrambling for the eye bleach
 
If a certain part of her body is too loose, you can always use the sleeve theory for loose women to tighten it up again....

Stick a 12 lb ham up there and pull out the bone... Good as new.... :D
A non virgin Newlywed gal had liver recommended from a friend as she was worried about her husband might feel she was too loose and not a virgin.

Wedding night sex was terrific and she awoke to a note from said husband, " I can't go through with this. I believe I must be some sort of monster etc. "
" P.S. Your ****** is in the sink."
 
As a surprise for her husband for their 25 anniversary a woman goes to a plastic surgeon and asked him if he could tighten up her nether region after having 3 kids.
He looked at her and said "No Problem?
So after the surgery she woke up in the recovery room and saw three bunches of red roses. She asked the nurse who the flowers were from. She said the first bunch is from the surgeon as he was very happy with the results of his work. The second bunch was from your husband she replied. He came in and looked and was so happy with the results. The woman said well isn't that nice but who is the third bunch from? The nurse said " Oh those are from a a guy in the burn unit thanking you for his new ears
 
If a certain part of her body is too loose, you can always use the sleeve theory for loose women to tighten it up again....

Stick a 12 lb ham up there and pull out the bone... Good as new.... :D
Like throwing a hot dog down a hall way!
 
im worried the whole thing is a set up
he is lulling us into a false sense of security

and before you know it, he will post on of his "regulars" and we'll all be scrambling for the eye bleach
Not touching this too sloppy for me
 
As a surprise for her husband for their 25 anniversary a woman goes to a plastic surgeon and asked him if he could tighten up her nether region after having 3 kids.
He looked at her and said "No Problem?
So after the surgery she woke up in the recovery room and saw three bunches of red roses. She asked the nurse who the flowers were from. She said the first bunch is from the surgeon as he was very happy with the results of his work. The second bunch was from your husband she replied. He came in and looked and was so happy with the results. The woman said well isn't that nice but who is the third bunch from? The nurse said " Oh those are from a a guy in the burn unit thanking you for his new ears


Can you hear me now. Lol.
 
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