Don’t ask why I was under a bridge today, but…

Rock climber?
Here's the rock my stepson has been up numerous times now...El Capitan in Yosemite National Park

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His climbs are usually about 4 days up and 4 hours back down.

Kinda reminds of paraphrasing a line from 'Crocodile Dundee': "That's not a rock...THAT's a ROCK!"