Yard Guys- How do you Prep for Grass?

I’d leave your yard as is, just spray weed killer and you’re done. All you guys (with the no doubt beautiful lawns) just are creating more work around the house vs. freeing more time to spend out in the garage tinkering on your Mopar and hanging out! I don’t do yard prep, upgrades, or maintenance other than fix the mowers etc for my wife, she loves to plant and work out there so that’s as far as I go! Ok, I run the chainsaw and power washer in certain cases, but no yard work! And no yard tools whatsoever are stored in my garage, that’s for toys! Yard work? BAH!!!:realcrazy::lol: