Let’s hear a 340 story

Geez, hard to believe how many years back this story goes.
I was at OCIR in mid-1970 with my '69 340 Swinger running in G/Pure Stock. I'd gone through a couple of rounds of eliminations and made it to the final to race against a '69 Roadrunner. The Roadrunner owner was talking trash about my small block while we waited in the staging lanes and was telling all around that "...it won't even be close".
We finally got out on the track, staged and I cut a really good light and got out on him. As we're coming up to the finish line I could see him coming up alongside of me. Crossed the finish line and I couldn't tell who had won.
I pulled up to the time slip building and got my time slip. I couldn't see my times because all I could see was the stamp: "WINNER".
I've got a huge grin on my face as I'm pulling up to my pit spot and the Roadrunner is right behind me. I parked just as my (now ex) wife walked in front of the Roadrunner to stop him. She walked up to his window and said, "You were right...it wasn't even close".
I took home my first class win trophy that night.
I don't remember the time/speed from that race but the best that car ran in 'Pure Stock' form was 14.28 at 98+mph. Not bad for a 340/727/3.23 non-Sure Grip drivetrain on Goodyear Polyglas tires.