Let’s hear a 340 story

Hear is my 340 story....My uncle had a Gold Duster with a 340 (all stock). He told me countless stories over the years about how fast it was, how many cars he out ran, bla bla bla....When I got older I realized that he was exaggerating a LOT......So, a few years back I gave him a ride in my Barracuda with what I told him was "a little 360" (which was actually 410cubes)...He kept telling me stories all the way up until I opened her up.....then he about came out of his skin....I was laughing so hard.....good times......thought I might have to clean my passenger seat though....