poopie incident

didnt know where else to share this, and i this was so nasty i really dont want to deprive you guys of this


it happened...today
earlier today



so, someone had clogged up the toilet
there are 6 of us living here, sharing 4 bathrooms, but honestly, the 2 on the main floor see the most business and, since we had an unrelated flooding in one of those, yeah, this one bathroom has been working overtime, and it got clogged up...it happens

now, even though there are 6 of us living here, there is only one "man of the house" so guess who got to bust out the old plunger?

thats right, this guy!

(picture me pointing at myself with 2 thumbs up)

anywho, i've done this before, right, how hard can it be to ?

well, let me tell you, QUITE hard


you see, i plunged and i plunged but i could not get the poopie out
or so i thought

you see...the poopie was so big, it had not actually gone DOWN
it was sitting at the bottom of the pottie, right in the bend and it would actually get sucked up into the plunger, but each time i lifted the plunger it would fall back down and plug up the bowl

finally, i decided to get serious
so i grabbed an old coffee cup from the car
(i dont know why they leave em in there, but i can usually find an "almost" empty coffee cup in the cupholder)

so, i grabbed an empty cup and put it it in the now, light brown water and start plunging again

you know the game "ball in a cup" ?

yeah, picture that, but the ball is a poopie, the string is a plunger and the cup, well, the cup is a cup

only took me three times but i was able to catch the poopie in the cup, and you will be glad to know...the pottie is opperational again


(and, BONUS, tomorrow is trash day, so the poopie will only be in the dumpster for a few hours so it shouldnt stink the place up too bad)

Well that was pretty shitty. lol