Why are dogs like Jello?

Yo, @Avispa I was "B" Company, Marine Barracks Cubi point '87-'88! Did rifle PT under that A-5 Vigilante and ran that F'n flight line 3 times a week. If we beat the CO up the hill after that run we got early libo. Out of >90 on a company run, only 6 or so beat that SOB. And why did you guys run those A-6 engines all F'n night? Tried dog too, tasted like corned beef, nasty. Never found out what was in the "monkey on a stick" they sold for a nickle outside the main gate, get about 2 bucks worth of those on the way in at 0200... From a fellow rescue dog Devil Dog, Semper Fi!
Not to derail thread as I too have rescue dogs, and yes I sleep with mine as well. Always have. Anyway we were tasked with guarding some A6s once upon a time. Those familiar with them know they have a donkey Dick on nose. What is a young dumb Marine to do? Why climb on top and straddle it for a photo op of course. No idea where that pix got off to.
2nd Mar Div