Why are dogs like Jello?

Not to derail thread as I too have rescue dogs, and yes I sleep with mine as well. Always have. Anyway we were tasked with guarding some A6s once upon a time. Those familiar with them know they have a donkey Dick on nose. What is a young dumb Marine to do? Why climb on top and straddle it for a photo op of course. No idea where that pix got off to.
2nd Mar Div
And that donkey dick was pretty damn high of the ground too!
Young dumb Marine? heck I wanted to be a Marine, wasn't good enough, so i went in the Navy and hauled ya'll around on an amphib, LPH-11 New Orleans