Why are dogs like Jello?

If you need help putting that baster on a 10 foot chain in the sun just let me know!!!!!!!!!! We also could put a shock collar on him and all watch from inside a nice air conditioned house and make bets who can get him to jump the highest. I'll bring the beer.

Too funny, wish we could pull it off, and give him a 5 gallon bucket with 6 oz's of putrid water ten and a half feet away.