Guys, where's my Zerk fitting?

I don't know about that. Years ago there was a TSB that covered drilling out some bleed in a carburetor with the carb assembled, on the car. The TSB said coat the bit with multimileage lubricant to capture the chips and drill it out. I've tried that trick a number of times over the years with mixed success. It seems to work better with smaller holes than larger holes.

I've drilled and tapped spark plug holes for helicoils before with the head on. Looked into the cylinder with a boreoscope and not narry a metal chip. Filling the drill bit and tap flutes with grease is an age old trick. It defies gravity even. The chips fall right into the grease and stay right there.