What beer you drinking?

Rolling Rock tastes like dirt to me.
I could drink king cobra, country club and Mickey's before Rolling Rock...n'fact I'd drink some grape maddog20/20 for that matter before rolling turd.
We were playing 3 man and a dude showed up with 6'r of Mickeys. He ended up drinking about 5 of those 6 in an hour and fell off the chair. St. Ides, Old "E" 800...Steel city? All F'n nasty, yet the Red Horse you get here is labeled 'malt liquor' and tastes nothing like the stuff sold in Philippines. Guiness on tap in Hong Kong was different too than here and San Miguel Dark in Philippines was like drinking a marinade. Kinda hints of Soy sauce and chocolate if that makes any sense. Delicious, bought it by the pitcher and never even poured it in a glass.