Hollywood Actress Violent Attack

for how poorly her acting skills are, im only surprised it didnt happen sooner

Respectfully disagree that nope, your wrong...She's (Reese Witherspoon) actually a pretty good actress..

And My O My, I've had the Hot's fer her since the first time I laid eyez on her.

Your mention of "Sweet Home Alabama" was a good one but her portrayal of "June Carter Cash" in "Walk the Line" sealed the deal 4 me!

Phew....SMOKING SIZZLE!