Blood sugar / glucose monitor?

You sound just like the infomercial

I'm gonna have to look it up on YouTube now, to make sure the old geezer wasn't wearing a pair of bear paw slippers

I don't know how else to say it. I've told everybody about it that asked. Those infomercials are right. It's all no cost to people on Medicare. If you're on Medicare and don't take advantage of one of those programs, well, you're mission out to say the least. I just tell people about it. I'm not gonna beg um to try it.