Blood sugar / glucose monitor?

I don't know how else to say it. I've told everybody about it that asked. Those infomercials are right. It's all no cost to people on Medicare. If you're on Medicare and don't take advantage of one of those programs, well, you're mission out to say the least. I just tell people about it. I'm not gonna beg um to try it.

no man, i get it
(in fact, ask me about a little product called the "tick key", and i sound the same way)

it was just funny, i totally saw you in your slippers doing the commercial