Why Some Guys Have Dogs But Not A Wife...

I just saw this on the internet...

* The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you
* Dogs don't care if you call them by another dogs name
* Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor
* A dogs parents never visit
* Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
* You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day
* Dogs find you amusing when you are drunk
* Dogs like to go hunting and fishing
* Dogs will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
* If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away
* If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting
* Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck
* If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff