The union steward at the Frito Lay strike is too good at this

"Severely electrocuted?" Don' dat mean yuz bez dee-add?
ya, he was "shocked", electrocuted means dead, ya know
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I live in a different world. If you told me you worked (for real) at the "Frito Lay" factory, I'd envision some "Willy Wonka" scene LOLOL
a frito bandito umpa loompa?