Clearwater Minnesota at the Petro

I stopped in at a place called "ducky donuts" in south Carolina the other day, and ordered a raspberry filled donut

She said "we don't have those"

So I said, fine, ill take a long John

She said "we don't have those iether"

So I said, you shouldn't be allowed to call yourself a donut shoppe, you are a glorified cupcake bakery


Kinda like gold, it needs to be at least 14 carats before it can be called gold, they should have the same rule for donut shoppes


Come to think of it, I never did get my raspberry filled donut