Sick from what? Oh, let me help you..... Doctor's report.....
Stumped toe= Covid
Cough= Covid
High fever= Covid
Diarrhea= Covid
Death of a 70 year old man weighing 350lbs= Covid
ED= Covid (I just had to lol)
Getting married= Covid
Sore leg= Covid
Allergies= Covid
Common Cold= Covid
FLU= Definitely Covid (Double Mask, Double Vaccine for this one)
Take Grandpa's cough syrup and keep on drinking it...
