LOL I don't like 1945's and I don't like people who do

Well LOL today's "end of work" did not go well

I had not driven this much, only 1 day a few miles back before I got the roof fixed. But we started it and "moobed it" (as they say on "Bait Car" ya know........) a few times

The other day it was seemingly flooding. So I yanked the carb and cleaned it, then went down to Oh'Really's

So here is this new girl, a redhead, but she is new. Told her "I want a metal Wix 5/16 fuel filter, I think it's a 33032"

So she types something in and says "it's not a good number" Then she turns to her buddy and he and her are bla bla bla and something about "tripple o -2" and pretty soon she comes out with a Microguard and it's a metal 5/16 and it says on the box .............33032!!!!

So I go home with oil (cause I have no history on the car) and put the filter on and try and start it. Before long I have a screwdriver holding the choke open, and then throw some down the throat and it fires, but it sounds.................ick.............

And I see something.........and I look over there........and it's PUMPING ALL KINDS OF BLACK LIQUID OUT OF THE VALVE COVER BREATHER. ****!!! Looks like bilge pump when the boat's sinkin!!!!

So I came in. My guess? Crankcase full of fuel