uncle tony's garage gets called out by the roadkill guys

"This little Ford won a drag race, that little Chevy won none, Uncle Tony was in a Mopar trying to make it run...when all of a sudden the heap's front end exploded, with a thud and a clatter, Tony said to himself "I wonder now what could be the matter...?".
Uncle Tony made jokes, he made excuses, he cussed his pit crew and said they were useless. He looked in the camera puffed a cheap cigarette, and wondered to himself how he was going to swing this months rent...he thought for a moment, touched his hair with his comb, then hitched up his junk and went "wee!, wee!, wee! all the way home...

Ok, I 'll stop now gotta save some for later...:poke: