Engine stays running without key in ignition (and more!)

Haha! I've heard of friends connecting their buddy's horn to the brake switch...I'd love to do that someday.
There ia one about hooking the coil wire to the metal seat frame on the drivers seat, the spark is high voltage shocks the driver tush. I have never tried it. and another about taking a mountain dew bottle full of antifreeze, sticking a vacuum line it it and resting it on the manifold of a carbed car hooked into manifold vacuum. Creates a nice plume of white smoke for the whole neighborhood to enjoy...:)