poopie incident

Or when you think they are done so you go to change em
You got the wipe ready and they got thier butt up in the air and give it one more good squirter all over the front of your shirt

And you can't step back because you don't want to drop the baby...so you just take it
The worst ones are when they are cutting teeth and swallowing all that saliva. Kind of a green tint and the aroma will give dry heaves glad those days are gone