I've been banned!

LOL THIS one is TRUE

One time some woman was being an irritant, one of these fidgety types that can't just stand there and be in line, and she looks at me and says something like "so how is your life going?"

And I told her "I don't know yet I just got out of jail for a false charge of attempted murder"

She got an odd look, shut her mouth, turned around, and said no more!!!