Stop in for a cup of coffee

Helll in Specops when you did your last flight they used to dump a bucket of that shark dye over you.

I had a great group of guys in California, one day I go into my office they safety wired absolutely everything down. Took months to find it all, even the files in the cabinets, every one of them. Guess night shift was not busy that day.

Another good one we switched the N and M buttons on a supervisors keyboard, he looked and typed. For days all his e mails were histerical, even the O-6 loved it.
We had the coast guard pop one of them things in the reservoir the other year, holy hell the level of investigation and the uproar was about that of a chopper crash.