Anybody Else Write Music?

I was only in 2 bands (outside of high school sanctioned stuff), and each did 1 live gig. This is back in the 80's. The 1st band did a short 45 minute concert at a local church one Friday evening. One of the songs was "Joe's Garage", by Frank Zappa. I cherish the look on the one Elder's face when I said, "And our next piece is from Frank Zappa..." PRICELESS! Of course we changed the words, "We didn't have no coke or LSD but a couple quarts of beer..." to "We didn't have no Coke or 7-Up, but a couple quarts of root beer..."