Guess I'm older than dirt

Or those that can not talk on the phone...have to text every damn thing!!
Calling a slant a slanty, is like calling a distributor a dizzy or alfalfa alfie!!! BS
Yes we have road maps in all vehicles, whether we need them or not!!:rofl:
Or a Newfie calling an Albertan an Alfie. How she came up with that, I can't figure. Must have an issue with being termed a Newfie. Just have to roll with some things.
Google is pretty good at defining the illiterates language.