Three guesses why no fuel.

Did anybody check to see if there is actually fuel in the gas tank?
Years ago I worked with a lady who had just bought a brand new car, drove it just a few miles from the dealership when it died and wouldn't restart. The dealership had it towed back to their service department and spent 3 days going over the car until they finally discovered it had simply run out of gas.
Morons...I bet if they read the troubleshooting section of the shop manual they would have found it sooner...:)