Last one to post in this thread wins!

Must be coming from the deep south by mule train I'm thinking.
That would be U.S postal service and if it was Fed Ex it would be a Rambler that broke down on the way and the driver is hitch hiking his way to your house. UPS would be delivered on time to 100 miles West of you to an address that is not even close to yours.
Hope that helps figure when your package will arrive Mark. LOL