Well Well, Oh Well....

I could do it if I had a way to pull that dead beeotch outta the ground. I don't. I thought about my engine hoist, but as bad a shape as I'm in I'd be jackin on that thing for days before I ever got it out.
How about one of those harbor freight winches? Rural king had one on sale for like 49 bucks if you have one of them close by.