Well Well, Oh Well....

Rob....not much help on the pump removal, but can offer a suggestion to flush the commode. If you have a 5 gallon bucket or 2 sitting around, go to the closest creek and fill em up. Bring them home and pour them in the back of the commode after you flush it. If you have 2 bathrooms, just use one to pee in so you don't have to flush it but maybe once a day. "If it's yellow, let it mellow." "If it's brown, flush it down!" I had to go to FL to work a few years ago after a hurricane. Didn't have power in the hotel, so I carried the trash can from my room to the swimming pool to get water to flush with. It works! Sorry for your troubles....hope you get it fixed soon.
Oh yeah. We got enough water from town from our local Oreilly to flush toilet and whatnot.

I also have one of the local well companies coming out to take a look and give an estimate......but it's gonna get fixed. lol