Car shows- Something does not make sense

You ought to see the lavish affair we have at Christmas.....Strippers, booze, drugs and for the highlight, we kick a few puppies.

Hookers, blow, liquor... I was all set to like your post until you got to the puppy kicking part. I can see it now, you probably charge an entrance fee to the puppy kickers, then hand out trophies like "best puppy kicker in show".

/sarc