Tire discounters can’t align my Dart.

Just for comparison sake, when I replaced all of the front end pieces on my 68 Dart, I simply pulled the rearward UCA cam bolts all of the way in and the front cam bolts all of the way out (pushing the upper ball joint as far rearward as possible. Then, I adjusted the toe with a tape measure so there was 1/16"-1/8" toe in. Just doing that got it good enough to drive to a local alignment shop with no pulling what-so-ever. It took them about 45 mins while I waited to dial it in to the specs I provided (from the SKOSH chart) and they provided a printout of the specs. I think they charged me $75 and this was about 3 years ago.

I totally get it that life gets in the way sometimes. Enjoy the wedding and honey moon and take care of it afterwards. Some things in life are more important than cars. You'll get it going soon enough!