Automatic transmission temperature sensor the master debate...

I thought about it from the oil dipstick heater I got for a customer once. I wondered if anyone made a temp probe for a transmission and damned if they don't. But it could be used for anything. Oil, transmission, coolant, up your ***......you know, whatever. lol I'm not hot headed one bit. Just throwin ideas out.
Maybe if you put the probe deep enough up your *** you can tell how hot your head is lol...:thumbsup:...