Are people really that CLUELESS?

How do you get them to the veterinarian?..
Don’t want to sound like a bad guy here but
If it’s that bad, I’ll either shoot ‘em or have the vet come to me. Mission dictates. Lol I only have a couple dogs, out side only, and 11 cats, also live outside.

I live on a ranch, off the beaten path. :)