Last one to post in this thread wins!

I know a guy that worked at energy plant and did mechanic work part time. He called in sick one day and boss ran into him at parts store. He was fired and now full time mechanic. Maybe to his benefit, but it does happen.
The place I work for is a public entity. They just promoted a guy I work with as a mechanic with 7 years of experience that he learned working with me. I have over 38 years experience. I stopped diagnosis and have become a glorified lube tech. He does not know much and has already spent our annual budget in 1 month at Cummins. They will not fire me as we are already 2 techs short and have been for a year now.