That was a big fat fail

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Okay from the pictures I've seen you're not a bad looking girl so here's what I suggest.

Start dating three cops, one for each shift don't marry them just date them you might even get a free meal occasionally or taken to a movie. I'm sure this will get you free drive by security.
Somehow I find this whole post as a compliment and insult at the same time.

Thanks ***gives Evil eye***