Average age of fabolanders

I'm in my 40s, I've been a Mopar fan since I was old enough to know what cool is, that happened in grade school, looking at the *** end of a jacked up 70-71 cuda, I remember the fat tires, the window louver, the spoiler & the badge 'CUDA by Plymouth.
Ever since then I have gotten older & Mopar prices have gotten out of reach. I've had 2 chargers, a 64 belvedere, 3 darts, a duster. I only wish I could go back in time with a million dollars of today's money & buy my dream mopars, a drag strip & never let al gore have a platform