Last one to post in this thread wins!

I couldn't steal from anyone just like the rest of you guys, our moral values and dignity is better than that.
I've had some trivial things stolen from me. Cool rock comes to mind. It was a almost perfectly round conglomerant rock the size of a basketball. Hauled that thing out of the hills of eastern Montana. Drove it across the state and displayed it on my porch. I think my neighbor stole it. Hope he enjoys it. Like YA, I stole that.