Last one to post in this thread wins!

I've had some trivial things stolen from me. Cool rock comes to mind. It was a almost perfectly round conglomerant rock the size of a basketball. Hauled that thing out of the hills of eastern Montana. Drove it across the state and displayed it on my porch. I think my neighbor stole it. Hope he enjoys it. Like YA, I stole that.
Hopefully he got a hernia from lifting it.