BROKEN OIL DIP STICK

yea the pan is on and the engine is in the car
I feel your pain! First time I had to deal with this was a buddy who put a 340 in his 'Cuda that was "missing" the dipstick tube. We assumed we could just install a new one after the engine was in the car, big mistake! He tried grinding one down to fit, never could get it to stop leaking.