We all grew up hearing this.
Heard’em all.
What’s for supper? Fried farts and egg shells.
When we going to get there? When we get there and not a moment sooner.
Grampa: see that dog used to have two tails. Kid: come on grampa. Grampa: Ya can’t you see the scar where the other one used to be. Probably come up with hundreds more
