Something you can't go without and a substitute never quite cuts it.

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jimmer

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I should have remembered to stop and get some coffee mate creamer !
Milk just is not the same .
Neither are cheap powdered creamers.
That brings to mind a few other things that substitutions don't make the grade.
What are your must haves ?
Coffee is on the list as well for me.
 
T-shirts socks and underwear. There are a couple specific brands/types I like and I’ll shop around for hours until I find‘em
 
LOL, but juz' sayin............coffee mate IS a substitute.........for cream.........
 
Cheez-it.

No, cheese nips are not the same.



That gay alien got it right.
 
I like half & half. I was on Coffeemate for a time, but found the artificial taste overbearing. One bonus for it is that it doesnt cool your coffee down as much, but if you compensate by prewarming your mug, and not keep the 1/2n1/2 at arctic temps, it works out fine.
 
Most of mine is food related. But the big one is ketchup, has to be Heinz and if I drink a soda needs to be Pepsi. Coke is to tin'ee tasting. Oh, and ANYTHING but bud. Unless I need to **** through a screen door.
 
Any major brand soda, the imitation versions suck.
Other imitations/alternatives- good vs bad
Hamburger vs soy burger
Edelbrock vs chinesium
Real tits vs fake tits
Butter vs country crock
Name brand headers vs house brand
Good head vs bad head
Name brand chips vs Generic chips
Name brand cereal vs Generic cereal
Silver dollar nipples vs pancake size nipples
Name brand tools vs cheap crap tools
Could name a few more.
 
Yes, Heinz Ketchup for sure
Dawn dishwashing soap
Tools are odd because some things ill spend good money on, other things ill go cheap. I bought a **** ton of chinesium locking pliers (vice grips) to clamp the whole *** end of my car together prior to welding. They’ve served me well for the whole rest of the project as well.
 
When I'm swimming I make sure to grab my leopard speedos
 
Nothing. I’m not picky, I will eat anything but fast food, but sometimes do if it’s a must. I don’t drink any carbonated beverages by choice, I will use any tool that gets the job done, I will wear any clothes that are clean, use any soap that is available if I’m dirty, and drive anything that gets me to the place I need to go. Yes, I prefer some things over others, most people do, and I’ll drink pop if I want to, I just don’t want to. I’m a simple machine, no off button, and will do anything it takes to get the job done. That’s just me tho, and I don’t complain about much! But when I do, it’s usually a pretty serious beef. And guess what? I get along with about 99% of the people I meet, and the 1% I’m usually courteous to and just go on my way.
 
Dang.

I thought of tits on my way home.
 
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