Are cats narcissists?

So I heard it said before, dogs have masters and cat's have servants
I'm pretty sure my cat thinks he let's me live with him .
So he is very sweet in the morning ( aside from screaming at me for food )
After he eats he wants to be naughty and scratch the furniture. Then he wants to go outside. In the evening he is all sweet when I get home. ( accept screaming at me and pretty much pushing me out of his way to get through the front door for food.)
Then he wants to be naughty and scratch the furniture. Bedtime he finds me often and let's me know it is time to rest.
Such a small animal and he totally can hog lots more of the bed then you can imagine !
Makes himself comfortable and wants me to adjust.
Oh of coarse I love him and he is sweet !
Yet I have to laugh and think of narcissistic behavior and the similarities.
What do you think ?
Cats are creatures of habit.
You just have to give him something to do after food to break the scratching territory marking cycle.