I loathe auto-correct !

So I call it auto destruct!
Here are a couple things it has done .
One time I was telling a good friend that I enjoyed sharing my testimony.
Well somehow it said ********.
Doh
Then another time I was texting a customer about time frame for their job.
I was wanting a few days in between.
I texted
I just got done doing big job.
Well it said I just got done doing big Joe.
Doh !
Good thing I knew both those ppl well.
Funny but not completely!
I think there is an evil wizard behind the screen laughing !
I thought of this because in another thread it said I burned my cat but I said buried.
Anyone else have about destruct stories ?
More than I can remember... heard the inventor of auto correct died recently. May he rust is piss