Are cats narcissists?

I'm the exact opposite
Dogs have a slave mentality, no character
You can mistreat a dog all day and toss it some scraps and it will think your his best friend
But a cat, they have dignity, self respect

That is what I want ..bent to my will.. I have a wife and daughters, I don't need an animal giving me bullshit also. Me thinks your mistaking dignity and self respect for, I don't give a **** about you.. :):)