Only about half annoyed, I am

She had ordered blood work. There's also a test we are going to do for colon cancer, not that I'm "historically" in that zone
My mom had cancer, so even though I'm young (38) I had my first colonoscopy a few years ago
It went as well as one could expect, but according to the wife I made a little bit of an off color remark when the doc came to check up on me afterwards
Apparently it is rude to ask if "she enjoyed the view"