Only about half annoyed, I am

My mom had cancer, so even though I'm young (38) I had my first colonoscopy a few years ago
It went as well as one could expect, but according to the wife I made a little bit of an off color remark when the doc came to check up on me afterwards
Apparently it is rude to ask if "she enjoyed the view"

LOLOLOL!!! I had one a few years back. The two assistants were hotties. One of them would have looked great in latex LOL