Where are the a bodies going

With the budget like that you shouldn't have any trouble whatsoever finding something nice...
A round trip ticket from Portland Oregon to Jacksonville Florida is about 350 bucks and that's about from one corner to the other. If you find something that nice you should be able to fly out and go look at it... Put a deposit on it and either have it shipped home or come back again with a one-way ticket and drive it home...
I've already started looking out of Missouri.